8/19/09 Des Moines Iowa and the Iowa Board of Pharmacy has been forced by Carl Olson to do their written duty of a yearly examination of scheduled cannabis, even if they have never done one I am aware of before in lots of years.
It really pisses me off that these sanctimonious pot nazis can shirk their duty to the public and call themselves consciencious. They have been operating off of ignorence and arrogance for a lo-ong time and now that our champion has stuck the brown boot of science and duty in the butt cracky of the establishment they are getting a room of people really telling them to let up off the medical pot for our benefit.
We started out with a couple of doctors and then we got speaker number three... das Bush!
What ya gots to do with these jerks is nail them right off with your bona fides and that is where I took em... I am born in Iowa, my old lady is, all our kids are, all the grandparents on both sides are born in Iowa and I made mention that my paternal grandparents were listed in the first federal census of the state of Iowa in 1920.
No one in the room can beat that. Very probably not one of the Board members has an equal to it, either. Let's get our chess pieces out on the board where they get some scope right off. Yeah, I play that, too.
Then I enjoyed mashen em with my list of medications. More bona fides because I was able to hook up to the first speaker, the doctor who mentioned "Fentanyl fizzies". Yeah, right. They taste real salty and don't kick in for twenty minutes just like the doctor said per my "anecdotal experience".
"And just how good is that? I asked them, "when your rolling on the bathroom floor puking." I've done it, folks.
I still do every now and then. Why? because, as my next part of my ten minutes detailed, I have six fuzed vertebrae in my thorasic spine, four blown discs in my cervical spine and two jellied spots in my brain evidenced by multiple CAT scans from idiots who smash into me with trucks, cars and the kitchen sink when I closed my eyes that last time.
I hooked up to the doctor some more when I bashed the FDA approved pain killers as slow to come on leaving me in awful pain when I get what is laughingly called "breakthough pain". Oh, merciful God, that shit hurts and it isn't nearly rare enough for my happiness.
You know what works, pharmacy board folks?
YOU know, my constant readers.
Smoked Cannabis of two to five good tokes will knock out 50% of the nausia right there in front of the stool so I can stop gagging in joy from idiots blundering into my life with their bad driving.
how much pot were They smoking to cause trouble?
Folks, pot comes on in less than five seconds for my relief. This is not a exageration at all. I don't need to stretch anything. The truth is my weapon and it works.
Oh, I think I have improved a bit since last October when the last fool was following me on an interstate and he was tootleing at 80+ while text messaging. He failed to see my recently repaired car have a sudden total loss of power because he was texting and he traveled a good quarter of a mile before crashing into me before I could get onto the shoulder of the road.
He flipped me end for end three times, according to highway state patrol and broke my ass, folks. I have weird dreams of seeing my hood of my car and the sky in front of it. strap that one on.
ok, don't. it sucks.
and it isn't going to heal clear up. not ever clear up. this is now me.
and I Know, I KNOW that there are peeps way worse off than my griping act. they got up there and trembled at being identified by cops, too.
You wonder why I try so hard to tell you how to grow pot for free?
I am a nice guy, that's why. I care about sick people because we Need to stop the pain and the shame and the puking and we do not want to hear some Boolshit about how these pharmacy board creeps are jailin on us because they are ignorent.
I made very sure they understood that NO FDA approved drug is near as effective at stopping the pukes as my reefer I grow at home is.
And it's not.
Pot is the best anti-puke medication in the world at any price.
I hit em with the statistic that 100 people a year die from potatoe overdose. Yeh, potatoes contain oxalic acid and it is poison and kills a small percentage of us for eating potatoes.
Then I landed it about the bounty out on pot of $20,000 for even ONE cannabis related death ever... and it is not claimed because pot has no lethal dose in the real world.
I was in full tilt bitch mode and told them, as I have told senator greasly/grassley, "If I want to get High, all I have to do is reach over to the bedside table and get the bottle of morphine and take whatever I want. Getting high is not what this is about."
Yep, I like to play logic-plumber. I plug up holes till the shit runs right.
I Wanted to make a joke that I have tried to overdose on pot and it can't be done, but I kept it at the non-idiot level for these pot nazis because I want this to go down right as I can, ok?
And then I wound up, " I am an Iowan, Not an anecdote!" in reference to the all time pot nazi chazley grassley, my jerkass state senator.
Can you imagine how that felt when I walked off the stage and they were screaming??? I got this wonderful standing ovation and I am still shook the next day!
I was on at least two television spots by noon and a friend told me I was aired at more length at one am on the WHO radio station.
Kick Ass!
But, that wasn't the best part. the best was when Carl Olson told me, "You were Awesome!"
Oh, God in Heaven! If only my pain can help others not have to hurt so much maybe I don't have to feel so crazy with wondering where it all goes to. If only we can legalize our weed and not have to live in fear because we don't want to puke or feel these ugly tremors or headaches from hell or the anxiety so many suffer from.
For the record: for us to have these incredible THC receptors in our brains means we have been eating cannabis for thousands of centuries in order to have evolved these areas. They are repositories of anti cancer and anti aging information yet to be discovered!
Pot is not new. The pot nazis are! and they are wrong and an abberation that will be thrown down in the due course of unstoppable history. Ah, but first, the suffering to put down the clowns who love human control, our favo lie. Well, that and the lie that we are only one personality inside our selves. We aren't. Be honest. You aren't, either.
We don't manufactor THC or vitamin C or lots of other necessary organic molecules. That's why we need to eat them.
I suppose I will now have to force a few of these brownies just to prove that evolution works.
My burdens are great, but you are worth it, I suppose
God Bless Your Gardens
