Chapter Six

What the Hell have I done to this plant????
A pictorial journey through common crimes committed upon cannabis plants.

It just sounds so easy.  A few seeds, a little dirt, some sun, some bat guano, a few close friends to help you trim those pounds of bud and suddenly, you are the spliefmeister.  The only thing [well the major thing] that’s complicated is that GROWING MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL.  This fact should really be thought through with great consideration if you are contemplating growing pot in the United States.  In addition to landing your ass in prison, it is very likely that you will loose all of the toys you have accumulated from the day of your birth.  After all it’s a WEED stupid!

Well everything is a weed somewhere and if you can’t keep a ficus tree or a spider plant alive…so you’re beginning to get the picture.

Growing a good producing crop with excellent yield and sweet, mellow smoke, is a time consuming, initially expensive commitment that can be very frustrating, mainly because everyone tells you how simple it is and the sources that claim to help you grow can be muddled and misleading.